The Lazy Song

     B                         F#                E
Today I don't feel like doing anything

 B                    F#               E
I just wanna lay in my bed

            B                        F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone,

      E
so leave a message at the tone

              B
'Cause today I swear

        D#7             E
I'm not doing anything

                   B
I'm gonna kick my feet up,

          F#
then stare at the fan

  E 
Turn the TV on,

   
throw my hand in my pants

   B                     F#           E
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, no!

             B
I'll be lounging on the couch,

          F#
just chilling in my Snuggie

   E
Click to MTV, so they

   
can teach me how to dougie

             B
'Cause in my castle

F#                   E
I'm the freaking man

    C#m             D#m
Oh Yes! I said it,       I said it,

    E                      F#
I said it 'cause I can

     B                         F#               E
Today I don't feel like doing anything

 B                    F#              E
I just wanna lay in my bed

            B                         F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone,

      E
so leave a message at the tone

              B
'Cause today I swear

             D#7          E
I'm not doing anything

   
Nothing at all

 B                 F#           E
Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, ooh

   
Nothing at all

 B                 F#             E
Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, ooh

                   B
Tomorrow I'll wake up,

                 F#
do some P90X

               E
Meet a really nice girl,

   
have some really nice sex

                   B                      F#
And she's gonna scream out

                E
"This is great"

   
(Oh my god, this is great) Yeah!

                 B
I might mess around

                       F#
and get my college degree

                 E
I bet my old man

   
will be so proud of me

           B
But sorry pops,

                  F#            E
you'll just have to wait

    C#m             D#m
Oh Yes! I said it,       I said it,

    E                    F#
I said it 'cause I can

     B                       F#              E
Today I don't feel like doing anything

 B                    F#               E
I just wanna lay in my bed

            B                          F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone,

      E
so leave a message at the tone

              B
'Cause today I swear

        D#7             E
I'm not doing anything

        C#m                          D#m
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

                     G#m
'Cause I ain't going anywhere

       C#m              D#m             G#m
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh

             C#m                     D#m
I'll just strut in my birthday suit

                G#m
And let everything hang loose

           C#m
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

           D#m                   G#m
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

     B                       F#              E
Today I don't feel like doing anything

 B                  F#             E
I just wanna lay in my bed

          B                        F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone,

      E
so leave a message at the tone

              B
'Cause today I swear

             D#7          E
I'm not doing anything

   
Nothing at all

 B                 F#           E
Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, ooh

   
Nothing at all

 B                 F#           E
Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, ooh

   
Nothing at all